Not only is he a teenage mutant ninja turtle, but he has these amazing powers that make girls fall in love with him. That pearly white smile, and his handsome face, what more could a girl want? Plus he can kick some serious ass. What a man. I love you Michael.
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A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.
Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
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Guy #2: *shouts for all to hear* YO HE IS RYAN TORRES-ING HER
Guy #2: *shouts for all to hear* YO HE IS RYAN TORRES-ING HER
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Get the J torrie smacker mug.A guy who wears a tux and is most likely queer (Aroace Cesar headcanoners anyone?). Also appears in Alex Kister's series The Mandela Catalogue both volumes 1&3, he does kind of make an appearance in volume 2 but only in a second or sum.
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Also known as Paris France.
Also known as Paris France.
When I went to paris, it was the most horrible place I have ever been to. The whole city was a shithole, my wallet with my id, passport, and all of my money was stolen by some little kids, all the people there were snooty little dickheads that reeked of piss and B-O, the women there are ugly as hell and don't shave their armpits, and they eat fucking snails over there. FUCKING SNAILS!!!
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.
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