torquelated

to be totally drunk, high, etc..

Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.

by DiamondBill August 26, 2009

Torque bow

A weapon used in gears of war and Gears of war 2 its like a bow and arrow except the arrow is tipped with an explosive substance which can attach to your opponent and explode causing a one hit kill, although the weapon needs to be held down long enough and when the crosshair turns orange, you then know if you hit the target the arrow will stick, Also if you get an active reload you dont need to hit, if the explosion is close enough it will either kill or down your opponent

Samir " dude i just blew up some guy with the torque bow"

Andrew "Nice man"

by Samirmate! April 21, 2009

Shaft Torque

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.

Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!

by DMonkage June 2, 2014

Torquer

A male that likes to get his balls twisted for pleasure. Usually into cock n’ ball torture.

I hooked up with a torquer last night. I swear I must have twisted is saggy nuts a half dozen turns.

by Dick Onchin September 7, 2020

Heel torque

When you wake up with morning wood and have to piss. You try to force your rock hard penis down toward the toilet and in doing so your heals lift off the ground in an attempt to lessen the angle in which your pisshole has to aim to hit the toilet

I tried to piss this morning but had heel torque so bad that I pissed all over the back of the toilet and the walls.

by Adam Bomber April 10, 2013

torquetastic

1. two point two metric fuckloads per foot of torque.
2. Mazda F2T engines.
3. Turbocharged Engines on Boost
4. Stump Puller
5. Cars which make you say "Yee-Haw!!!" immediately after fully depressing the throttle/accelerator/gas pedal.

The Mazda F2T, found in the 1988-1992 MX6, 626, and the Ford Probe GT, and Telestar TX5, is a torquetastic engine. Turn up the boost for some tasty torquetastic right foot loving! Hondas are by defintion, not-torque tastic.

by Mr.Moebius November 1, 2007

Jimmy Tuque

The Canadian version of jimmy cap (condom). Tuque is the word that our friends from the great white north, AKA "America's Hat", AKA "America's Tuque" use for beanies/caps.

Hey kids, we all know you have sex. Please just remember to put a Jimmy Tuque on it. No glove, no love. No tuque, no love?

Canadian 1: Aww man, how can my sister be pregnant?
Canadian 2:I don't know. You must of had a hole in your Jimmy Tuque, eh?

by ApplePapple December 4, 2012