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tomball tophat

Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.
by M.P.B March 19, 2008
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Alaskan Tophat

A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
Guy 1: Bro I just gave Sam an Alaskan Tophat with two friends haha
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
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tokath

A person meant to pleasure you in every conceivable method known to man, and even some not known to man.
Tokath come here and blow me before I bitch slap you.
by Travis Boren March 29, 2008
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Invisible Tophat

Where during the act of love, the male inconspicuously jizzes into the victims hair. So when the act of love is complete, the victim walks away unknowingly victimized.

Only two people in the world that are known to down this is:
1. The flash
2. Ryan Reynolds!

Due to the fact that Ryan Reynolds does not fuck. For he skull fucks the victims viciously. Where the victim is blinded by either physical damage, due to where he jabbed their eye sockets. Or where the victim is blinded by love!
-Ryan Reynolds blinded me by love, and know everybody is laughing at me!

- Invisible Tophat
by Nigger,Man October 28, 2010
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tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.
JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.
by Grant Hand February 6, 2005
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tonkatitties

Bitch, you can take yout tonka titty ass outta herre
by u no November 24, 2003
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Tokat

Tokat is a turkish mini horse
by Rick3 November 21, 2010
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