topgamingboss

A quality YouTuber who plays COD and is a dyhard fan of the FPS genre. You should subscribe.

Wow, that YouTuber is so good, he's a topgamingboss!

by GimmeDemToes104 January 12, 2019

Mr hankeys tophat

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Dr. Tophat

A shitty channel with no good content

Have you seen Dr. Tophat? His content is the fucking worst

by Dr. Tophat September 14, 2020

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

Tophat

A fuckin' awesome item to wear upon one's head. Often used in faux-gothic faggy crap, it is actually very nicely used when in a more gypsy-esque fasion. Many people seem to find them amazing. that's because they are!

"dude! the kid was wearing a coo' tophat!"
"I know! It made him look awesome!"
"cuz tophats are awesome!"

by Furreh hugs June 2, 2009

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

English Tophat

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.

Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.

by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006