TophBait

A Topher. The douche of the friend group that no one likes. Easily talked into doing stupid shit. A total ass hole. Covered in black heads. Mom is a pig of a nasty whore that roofies people and tries to rape them.

Kyle: Fuck, philly. Stupid ass tophbait called the cops on me again. Then his mom drugged my drink and tried to rape me!

Gerry: Damn dude, that’s fucked up. Y’all got any of that drink left??

by Melvin Birch November 25, 2019

Topheezy

(1) The name of a motha fuck'n real O-geezy.
(2) Straight up gangsta / wanksta.

(1) There is only one Topheezy!
(2) Did you see that pimp? - he's Topheezy, fo sheezy!

by original.topheezy May 14, 2009

tennessee tophat

another synonym for the mullet

Look at that guy's Tennessee tophat.

by Mark Thompson June 6, 2003

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

Tophering

(Verb). To make something easier through means of cheating, cheat codes, cracking tools or a guide. Specifically related to Video games.

He was completely tophering his way through Final Fantasy 7.

by EvilZ3RO December 15, 2012

Topher the Tofu

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu

Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.

by JaioCG October 1, 2017

Tophen

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011