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Topeka Dirt Worm

When the man's penis is covered in poop after pulling out from anal.
"Hey Babe, can we do Anal tonight?"
"Only if you don't give me a Topeka Dirt Worm!"
by 420M@n360FU April 9, 2024
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The Topeka Fly Trap

The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.
by Mega Hemroids September 3, 2020
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The Topeka Fire Chief

When one man, who likes to watch other men have sex with his wife, enjoys Ben & Jerry's ice cream while he watches.
Adam is a next level cuck. He likes the Topeka Fire Chief when he does it.
by thehovahslap May 29, 2023
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Going to Topeka.

It's been awhile since I've gotten any, so I'm going to Topeka.
by HoratioHornblower February 7, 2009
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Counting Unicorns Near Topeka

"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
by Uwe11 January 11, 2009
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Haters of Topeka

Stupid Arses that have no taste in nice relaxing cities. Not only is Topeka relaxing but it is one of the top 10 cities that perfect for retired War Veterans who deserve nothing but the best since your too chicken to go do it yourself. So these haters are just typical ass.
"Haters of Topeka... should be demolished!!!!!"
by Barbara NotStriesand November 23, 2011
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Toneka

A Woman who is beautiful, self sufficient, confident, extremely generous, yet very direct and Boss Like, similar to that of a Matriarch. Toneka brings about resilience, courage, a spontaneous nature- oh, and a bubbly personality. The name in itself represents a Queen, a social person, a great companion, and a graceful woman with high spirituality.
Toneka is a very Attractive woman.
by Tink G June 7, 2021
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