typekwando

Using text on the internet for self-defense.

When someone says something discouraging, or personally harmful about your post, or character on the internet. (Usually in text.)

Respond with some typekwando.

by Stephan Mrigesh October 20, 2009

Topee

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other.

two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called the Topeka Transit

by BPCC October 1, 2010

Tomekai

Very beautiful, intelligent, funny, amazing person who can brighten your day just with her conversation and her smile

Have you seen tomekai latley she took fashion to a whole new level she amazing at her fashion sense.

by creativone November 28, 2012

Topeka

The Kansas town that Superman's childhood home, Smallville, was based on.

Metropolis = New York City
Smallville = Topeka

If you're driving from the east coast to Denver the LAST place you can stop and get Starbucks and some CDs from Best Buy before driving several plus hours through wheat, cows, corn, dry grass and more grass. Then more grass.

by Clark Kent April 14, 2005

Pulling a Toper

Attempting to squeeze out what is thought to be a fart, only to realize that it is just slightly too late to hold it back as poo exits your bum. Only qualifies as "a Toper" if done at work.

Man 1: dude, did you hear that fart Ryan just ripped?

Man 2: yeah it sounded REALLY soggy!
Man 1: bro... I think hes "Pulling a Toper"! I call a wipe test!!

by Workplace dumper July 21, 2009

Topeethur

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr

"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008