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top shelf 

basically the porn section of a mag section in a shop, dont look here unless u want dirrty looks
faye! that guy was just lookin at the top shelf!
top shelf by laura July 3, 2004

top shelf 

The highest quality. Originated from the best liquor being on the top shelf in a bar.
His game was top shelf today; I had no chance.
top shelf by Khye Kading July 1, 2004

top shelf 

A term used to emphasise how good something is or how much it was enjoyed.
"Yeah, that's top shelf stuff. Fantastic"
top shelf by pdc June 30, 2004

top shelf 

many interpretations can be derived from the saying top shelf
1. something is pretty shit hot.
2. to describe material of a sexually explicit nature that is stored in the highest point of a shop.
and my old favourite;
3. to describe a female as being rather atractive in a sexully stimulating way
1. that shot you took was top shelf old boy
2. that dirty old cunt reads from the top shelf
3. A:"fuck me she is top shelf! marks out of ten i'd give her one."
B:"not half! woof!"
top shelf by tentius maximus July 1, 2004

Top Shelf 

Not to be confused with the Upper Decker, the Top Shelf is when one delivers his package to an unsuspecting mark's person or property to exact retribution upon a buster's skullduggeries and/or shortcomings.
Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.

Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.
Top Shelf by John "D-Swings" DeCroce September 4, 2007