Ex. 1 (body): That bitch-ass trick
Lindsay Lohan was passed out in a coke induced coma, so I top shelfed her forehead while she fished out.
Ex. 2 (property): That mark-ass
mutherfucker Jet was being a punk bitch
on the phone with some wack-ass ho, so I top shelfed his margarita while he wasn't looking after sweating all day at the beach.