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A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"
Twonkie by Twonks September 10, 2014
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Toonie Test

The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
Toonie Test by Paddy Poletsky August 7, 2019

tookie williams 

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.
Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.
(1) To feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am December 13, 2005. Shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. Hooray for the needle.

(2) To show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children's books because you fear retribution for your crimes.
I hope they soon go Tookie on Scott Peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.
Tookie by John Heinz Kerry December 29, 2005
a description of the size of a woman's nipple, referring the the 2 dollar coin.
Sarah's got a nice pair of toonies
toonies by peppy5 October 23, 2007
Slang plural for a Canadian. Refers to toques which are knitted caps worn in cold weather. Changed from toquies to tookies for American pronounciation.
A carload of tookies traveled to the U.S. to buy up a vanload of government cheese.
tookies by soofie February 12, 2006