Tomato Soup 

Performing Oral sex on a female that is menstrating

I had a warm bowl of Tomato Soup from that slut next door, with some oyster crackers!

Tomato Soup by Mike Laukaitiis May 8, 2003

Tomato Soup 

When you cum inside a girl while she's on her period.

Dude, I heard Marcos Tomato Souped this one girl.

Tomato Soup by TheDorkling January 14, 2017

Danny tomato seed

You shart and then you think you sat in some berries, remembering that you had eaten tomatos the night before, Thus finding tomato seeds in your sharty liquid.

I think I sat in something, oh no I'm having a Danny tomato seed.

Danny tomato seed by corisha January 12, 2008

Tomato Sauce Effect 

The effect you get when you squeeze a tomato sauce bottle and the sauce goes anywhere but at the food, usually sideways onto your shirt or pants. The effect can apply to any liquids including urine.

Example 1:

Person 1: "What happened to your shirt?"
Person 2: "Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "Oh right, yeah, I hate the Tomato Sauce Effect."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey man, why is there urine all around the toilet and on your pants?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro, I had a Tomato Sauce Effect."

Tomato Sauce Effect by Fruit_Salad July 3, 2011

tomato sandwich 

Marijuana, bud, weed, green, etc.

Friend #1: Hey K, do you have any tomato sandwiches?

Friend #2: Yeah girl, come over and we'll smoke.

tomato sandwich by Rabid Frog August 5, 2009

texas tomato sauce 

when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people

kyle: I texas tomato sauced yesterday
caleb: and you did this without me

texas tomato sauce by 1458lover July 7, 2010

Tomato Sauce 

good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.

Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."

Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.

(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)

I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.

Tomato Sauce by I hate Tomato Sauce July 20, 2010