Abbie Tomasello

When you go complete savage mode for a short period of time before returning to your normal state.

Jim: "Man did she just Abbie Tomasello?"
John: "Yeah, and that's twice in one day!"

by UndercoverLlamas August 30, 2016

law of gross tonage

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

by jamerson June 13, 2005

James A Tomaselli

Born on june 29th 1996, IS THE REINCARNATION OF TUPAC!!!!

wow did you hear james's rhymes, there so freash like tupacs. wow "James A Tomaselli" is!

by ,not james dowg master t December 9, 2011

Tokage

The sacred act of getting high from smoking cannabis. The word is pronounced Toe-kog-a, and sounds somewhat Japanese. This is not the actual actual Japanese word but a corruption of the slang term "Tokeage".

"On 420 were going to have a massive Tokage session."
"Do you practice Tokage?"
"I am a Tokage master."
"The Tokage is strong with this one."
"Pigs disrespect the sacred Tokage."

by Lifixs May 15, 2010

tomater

To take a box of tissues and hit someone over the head with it, usually after doing this, the aggressor yells out something to the effect of "I tomatered you bitch!"

After Brian tomatered Alexei he screamed "I tomatered you, you sack of shit, you pink sock, you ass monger, you goat lover!"

by ShoesRBad April 15, 2003

tomagotchi

Originally, this was the electronic egg-shaped toy from Japan. (Sooooooo 1997!) It was the first in the trend of virtual pets.

Now the word can be used in a different manner. It can be used to describe a person. When calling someone a "Tomagotchi," you're basically saying that they're needy. Usually needy in an annoying fashion. This, of course, pays homage to the original toy's constant beeping due to wanting virtual food or other things...

"Leo's girlfriend is such a tomagotchi!"

by Zanti Misfit March 8, 2004

Not Tomale

When something is not cool

Jayson: Did you notice her new hair style? She thinks it's cute
Kayan: She's sadly mistaken, 'cause that shit is NOT tomale

by Jayson T. Jones December 13, 2005