That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
by Myname July 31, 2004
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Get the toilet paper mug.Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
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dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch
by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009
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P1: How was Jerry last night?
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
P2: We broke up.
P1: why?
P2: Because I went to ate his booty and I got toilet paper tongue.
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