toliet rocket

While mid-way during a shit, you sneez, which cause the shit to fly out of your ass like a rocket. If done correctly your ass hole should burn for 3-4 minutes as if a mexican just poured hot sauce right into you anal cavity

" my allerges were acting up in the port-o-potty and had this worst toliet rocket of my life!"

by Stephen Meehan June 15, 2008

Tolis

A Tolis is a greek badass mofo messin' with no stinkass hoes. A real G. He got dat pussy on lock.

-Oh you from Athens are ya?

-Ye boii im a Tolis, born and raised, watch yo back dawg im bad news up in dis bitch. Also u a stopih ho

by TheGreekT December 17, 2016

toliet suprise

When you are taking a crap and you pee a little and your stream of pee goes between that small gap in between the toliet seat and toliet bowl.

Dude I just had a toliet suprise in your bathroom.

by somekidnamedjake February 24, 2009

liberal toliet

A toliet with hardly any water in it that has to be flushed several times because it works poorly. An idea by liberals who wanted to conserve water.

The liberal toliet is clogged again.

by adrianne November 8, 2004

Tolity

A kind of act to assist someone

I got the tolity of money by the government

by Himanshu20130227012 January 3, 2021

sitting on tha toliet

a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet

sitting on tha toliet

by megs10101 December 11, 2009

Toliaphonaphobia

Fear of dropping your phone in the loilet.

DUDE!!! i can go pee while talking on the phone because of my toliaphonaphobia.

by Max August 29, 2006