tofurkey

a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.

johnny finkelstein was raised a jewish tofurkey. as he migrated to america to complete his final life task, he tried not to travel on saturdays.

by sincerely, ruthie pwns September 30, 2005

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tofurducken

It's the vegetarian version of a turducken.

In theory, it's a tofurkey which has been stuffed with mock duck, which has been stuffed with ficken (fake chicken), which has been stuffed with a vegetarian stuffing.

Tofurkey> Mock Duck> Fake Chicken> Stuffing...

I've been asking my vegetarian girlfriend to create a tofurducken for me, but so far it has not happened. Turducken sounds rad, but vegetarians are missing the boat.

by Swintronix April 29, 2010

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tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

see tofler,toffler

Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...

by angry@tofler July 30, 2010

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Tofu Person

Tofu Person: A person who absorbs the personality and interests of the people around them like tofu absorbs the flavor of the food it is cooked with. They usually do this because they lack a personality of their own, and they will often forsake their previous persona for a new one at any given moment.

Ashley Robichaud is a tofu person. Sure, she'll preach to you about how important it is to be a good friend, but tomorrow she will stab you in the back and try to drive all your best friends away from you.

by nicherzog January 23, 2011

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