Guy 1 - 'Guys, my Grandma just died...'
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(
Guy 2 - 'Aww man that's so sad'
Guy 3 - 'OK GUYS, OFF TO SEE MY GRANDMA, JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE ISN'T DEAD LIKE YOURS! :D '
Guy 2 - 'SHUT UP JAM TOES!'
Guy 1 - cries :'(
by Girlavecglasses August 17, 2011
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by BonglordBen November 4, 2023
by Radschick March 29, 2019
The "Toe Jam" is a maneuver in which a man ejaculates into the sheets on the foot of someone's bed with the intent of covering the victim's toes in semen.
by Savantic May 22, 2020
a natural drug, harvested from smelly toenails, made up of sock fluff and sweat
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
Commonly inhaled through the nose, side effects include hallucinating, pissing, shitting and cumming at random. Over 60% of Americans die from overdosage each year.
"yo dude share some of that toe jam"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
-"yeah man have a whiff'
"ooooooooh fuck i just came"
-"good shit man"
by kerdunskool November 15, 2020
Rumours say elena eats pie toe jam everyday, she chucks it into the incinerator and throw some salt for good measure.
by eipxanele December 17, 2021