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Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.
by Team Eden August 23, 2011
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Toddler

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal
Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers
by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010
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Toddlerspeak

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.
Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”
by JD Ellis February 25, 2008
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Toddlerman

Typically 19 years and up, doesn't drive, work, or go to school with no intentions of ever doing so.

usually a mega toker... tends to have angry controlling girlfriends that are more like a mother than a girlfriend (mom-friend)
guy: you still with that one guy
girl: nah, i dumped that toddlerman two weeks ago
guy: about time..
by Lukamonsta/i.v26 January 18, 2010
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Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.
My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.
by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020
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Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods
"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
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Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.
Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!
by MRwar September 26, 2008
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