TMWTGD

The Man With The Golden Dick -Kenny Powers, Eastbound and Down

Nobody talks to me that way, I'm the man with the golden dick! (TMWTGD)

by daddygreenjeans September 24, 2009

TMWSHTF

The Moment When Shit Hits The Fan

When zombies over run earth, that will be TMWSHTF
booty zombies fans moment

by KingRay May 6, 2014

tmwtc

Tmwtc stands for "the moon went to cvs." Commonly used as an explanation for a mysterious phenomenon.

jerry: Harold why is there a giant snow cone machine sitting on the lawn

Harold: idk man probs just bc tmwtc

by hopo_2000 June 11, 2017

tmwip

Short for "Touch me Where I pee"
Girls like to use it when they see an attractive guy.

Girl: TMWIP
Guy: Okay! :D

by TMWIP April 21, 2006

TMWYB

Means: Tell Me When You're Back. Used specially in internet language, it's used when two people are chatting on the internet and one of them leaves for a while, the other asks to know when his/her friend will be online again.

Note: The final B may be changed and use a "R" (to mean ready) for non-internet uses

A: Dude, that was awesome!1
B: Yeah!! Hey, dude, I gotta go, I'm gonna be afk for a while
A: OK, then TMWYB then, ok?
B: Sure, dude!!

by Uxiesama September 2, 2012

tmwyfpway

That moment when your favorite person won't answer you

Person 1: brrooooooo tmwyfpway
Person 2: wtf does that mean
Person 1: that moment when your favorite person wont answer you, my girlfriend isnt answering any of my messages

by TayRob000 June 13, 2018

tmwrkm

tmwrkm- is czech and slovak word. Wich means in english i got uuu bro.

“Bude to úžastne”
“tmwrkm”

by bačovkokot December 8, 2019