Thuriga

An absolute nutter, who has tennis ball sized eyeballs which will explode under extreme stress. Also has a nose like Lord Voldemort and also exhibits cat like features for example to lick ones own ass clean after taking a poop. Will also ask strangers to spin them right round baby right round, because this beat is sick they wanna take a ride on your disco stick. Warning also prone to carrying a whole array of sexually transmitted diseases, such as AIDS and leprosy also severe genital worts

Person A: hey i just saw a thuriga she licked me
Person B: fuck you got AIDs
Person A: how?
Person B: she licks her own ass
Person A: i know that kinda turns me on
Person B: Wtf.... Wait are you Dubow.....Charles Dubow
Person A: how'd ya know
Person B:......... you two are a couple

by Dr jekyll April 10, 2012

Tony Tirri

1.) A Rookie
2.) Sucks a beer pong
3.) Pance

Synonym: Timmy

" Look at all those grease in dat burgers"- Tony Tirri

by Big Dog Status March 11, 2010

Obituary Tourist

A person that scans the obituaries and uses the information to peek at personal information about the deceased on social networking sites.

Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.

Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.

by JonSpade May 9, 2010

bro-touring

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.

Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!

by jediracer October 22, 2012

So Tauri

When a phrase or action is equivalent to something Tauri Emmanuel Pinto Pinto Friesen would do or say

Tauri:” bruh i can’t call i’m on hayley ipod2 & u were literally baby face cute butt cheeks face face”

Me:”So Tauri”

by Leif Hokanson April 7, 2021

Tourist Trap

A place that stupid idiots and the media portray to be a great place to visit or live, but in reality is a crime infested rundown shithole and the people there are rude and the food sucks.
Also known as Paris France.

When I went to paris, it was the most horrible place I have ever been to. The whole city was a shithole, my wallet with my id, passport, and all of my money was stolen by some little kids, all the people there were snooty little dickheads that reeked of piss and B-O, the women there are ugly as hell and don't shave their armpits, and they eat fucking snails over there. FUCKING SNAILS!!!
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.

by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2015

Tiril

An incredible hot and super nice girl.She don't have the ability to get mad for some reason. Often acts like a MILF. Often Norwegian.

Guy nr1 "Dude Tiril is so nice to me, do you think she likes me?"
Guy nr 2"Dude Tiril is nice with everyone."
Guy nr 1 "Yes but still."

by KongGorm November 8, 2014