tetherballs

when you date an old man and he has saggy balls. then you have to play with them to make the old man come like he did when he was twenty.

"randall has the most disgusting tetherballs, they are hairy and stinky and moldy and i hate sucking him off, i only do it because he is my sugar dada."

by sexappeal leal January 10, 2008

Tetherballed

When the female grabs the male's penis shaft and smacks the scrotum.

"I'm limping cause Lisa tetherballed me three times last night"

by Frpcn October 10, 2018

TinderBalls/ChipotleDick

The feeling you get when you finally land a hot tinder date, but your limp noodle dick isn't firm enough for the tactical insertion. Similar to the sad walk back home when you get an Uber only to arrive at Chipotle 10 minutes after they close.

BRO, I finally got a fan meetup with that Pornhub star, but before I could nail her, I got a horrible case of TinderBalls/ChipotleDick. Now I'll never be able to look my Mom in the eyes again after she watches my failed fuck tonight during dinner.

by Joseph Sloan TN1990 May 3, 2019

Tetherball

A sex position where the woman is suspended by three or more appendages with rope from the ceiling or other elevated surface and spun. The man then thrusts his hips forward and has sex with the woman in whatever hole he thrusts into

Dude, my girl and I tried tetherball last night. It was nuts!

by OhNoScoob August 27, 2019

timberballs

When you have to tea bag another legion for tiles on a game………

IUI loves getting timberballs to the face.

by EatADîck April 6, 2023

tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.

You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)

dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!

by bullets first November 13, 2011