Titestry

The minestry which governs tits.

Have you not been to the Titestry of late?
Yes, I was there last night!

by Titacular February 26, 2011

Josip Broz Tito

Chill dude.
He lead Yugoslavia and has fought in some wars back in the day.
Loved by his people and hated by Stalin. That was Tito.

Did this Josip Broz Tito really fuck Elizabeth Taylor?

by Who took Commie? April 19, 2018

Jacked to the Tits

That moment you realise you're about to make a huge payoff just before the world burns.

Are you jacked? I'm jacked to the tits! TO THE TITS!

by Nick, yeah? September 11, 2019

Calm your tits

A phrase we use when a fellow being is: stressed, anxious, freaking out, pissed off, raging, etc.
We can use other phrases such as "calm down", "take a chill pill", "I got chu", "take five", or "take a breather"; but "calm your tits" has the word tits in it and everybody loves tits. So therefore it is right and just to use "calm your tits" when somebody is about to rage.
However, "Calm your tits" is a PG 13 saying. If you are under the age of 13 please use the following:
- "soothe your boobs"
- "de-stress your breasts"
- "undo the calamity that is in your mammaries"
- "adjust your bust before it combusts"

Example #1 (for people above the age of 13)
*couple on phone*
Girlfriend: you liked her fucking instagram photo and rated her a 10 blah blah blah blah unfaithful blah blah ratchet blah blah blah no luv u no mo blah blah heartbrok-
Boyfriend: Babe, calm your tits. I gots you.
Girlfriend: *le sigh*

Example #2 (for people under the age of 13)
Mom: Why is there so many f*cking dishes in the sink Jimmy?! Didnt I tell you to feed the dog?! Where the f*ck is the remote! Make me a coffee and do your chores Jimmy or you're grounded for a month!
Jimmy: Adjust your bust before it

combusts.
*end of discussion*

Example #3
Tyrone: *takes off with Quinelle's weave without consulting*
Quinelle: *screams* Ackrite Tyrone! Dont fucking play around!! Get your ass back here right now!!!
Tyrone: Geez, Quinelle. Calm your tits. I was just playing around b...

Thank you for your time

by Quinelle April 7, 2014

Holy Fucking Tits

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.

HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

by ExDonnie May 17, 2010

Swan Lake Tits

When an adult female has super small breast or figure that resembles a ballet dancer or a gymnast. She could or could not have been an actual ballet dancer or gymnast at some point of her life.

Jon: Damn, Jessie has some swan lake tits.

Chuck: Yeah, she used to be a ballet dancer growing up.

Jon: She still could get it, through.

Chuck: Hell, yeah.

by Niobe Rock February 26, 2011

Show me how those big tits fart!!!

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.

Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!

by BillyBobReeferDude420 June 24, 2019