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bitch tities 

Another name for someone being controlled by an Asian and/or being a corporate whore. Most commonly named Mike

fat tities 

person1:We just won the race war.
person2:Oh,thats the fat tities bro.
fat tities by jon smith tyyyy April 17, 2007

Shelf Tities 

Natural breasts that are so huge and horizontal in orientation that they could in theory be used as a shelf of sorts. Shelf Tities most often occur on obese black women, but on occasion can be seen on massive white and hispanic women. Shelf Tities must be natural, ie, huge breasts created via breast implants do not apply.
Guy 1: Hey man, look at that fat woman over there.

Guy 2: Holy Crap! those are some massive shelf tities!

Guy 1: Yea man, I bet you could set your drink up there and it wouldnt fall off.
Shelf Tities by SSS383 October 30, 2007

Turd Tities 

When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs
If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH
Turd Tities by Mydick Hurtz August 14, 2007

tiger tities

1.a nick name that grabs attention
2.a form of flattery
3.jasmine torres
cory:hey tiger tities
little girl:wat the hell, tiger tities!?!
tiger tities by pencil pusher December 12, 2007

Cities Tities

tities of girls who are in cities at the time of sexual encounters
"Yo, you've got mad cities tities breath."
Cities Tities by aidstits June 25, 2015