gona-herpa-tita-warts

noun: when a person has every known STD, at one time. it's pretty much the most disturbing thing that could ever be found in a persons pants.

I took this uber hot chick home for a whole lotta love, and it turns out she had a nasty case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! I still fucked her though, cuz I was too horny.

by the storm drains May 7, 2008

Titas

Trans man pussy

I have a hot titas it's better than yours

by Harmony Entity Windham June 22, 2023

Tita

A boomer dad

Wow, she is such a Tita

by OoFJeNS February 23, 2020

Titas

Kiečiausias sk8eiteris nx

ble Titas toki sick ass tre ipiso

by mazaspenis November 21, 2021

Tita

Tita is a bit of a mess. She loves her friends and loves to party. She also loves getting high and drunk. Tita goes to church every saturday and prays. She reads her 4 children the bible every night to bed as they all share a room.

Tita is a karen

by Jasondog22ladiesman March 6, 2021

Tita

Filipino word for aunties.

Also, Filipino guy's code word for women above their age group that you don't fuck anymore.

Bro, she's an 8/10 from the back but when she turned around, she's actually a tita.

by Rooster1001 May 29, 2023

Tita

Usually of Filipino descent. Basically your second mom, also a good cook.

An old maid, that can't seem to get over and move on from her ex. She might have a current partner but she rants about him everytime she gets the chance.

My tita's sinigang was awesome! Too bad she keeps on ranting about her afam na jowa!

by Eladamdam January 22, 2024