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Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
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titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.
"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.
by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013
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titanic virgin

someone who has never seen titanic
by duaner606 May 17, 2016
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So Titanic

When a scenario. situation, or object is either:

1. Large in size (like the RMS Titanic)
2. Sad (like the sinking of the Titanic)
3. Romantic (like the 1997 film 'Titanic')
1)
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is huge!
Guy 2: Woah, so Titanic!

2)
Guy 1: Got back from the vet, my dog is really sick.
Guy 2: Ah shit, that's so Titanic dude, I'm sorry.

3)
Guy 1: I took my girl to the beach and we held hands and walked in the surf.
Guy 2: You homo, that's so Titanic.
by Delivery Guy 1 May 16, 2012
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Pulling a Titanic

When you talk a lot of shit, thinking you are the best, then just crumple and fail in your first attempt.
"Wow, Jeff was really pulling a Titanic when he crashed his car."
by stananananana September 18, 2017
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titanic turd

This is the painful yet entertaining act of letting out a monstrous shit that floats in the water for a few minutes before flushing. Upon flushing, the turd hangs on for dear life and eventually parts through the middle, breaking, and finally sinking. The turd resembles the titanic.
I had to take such a big shit that it hurt. But after i was done i had a good laugh watching that monster fight from being flushed. It was definitely a titanic turd.
by bLiTcH January 10, 2009
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Titanic Sinclair

An ugly motherfucker who beat the fuck out of his girlfriend and makes mediocre stolen-ideas videos on YouTube because he wasn’t accepted into art school.
Damn, Titanic Sinclair lowkey a bitch.
by JUSTICE FOR MARS ARGO June 1, 2018
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