Tinems

'That is not even make sense' or 'that is not even make Science' it is used to describe a situation that is so outlandishly weird or scientifically incorrect that correct grammar cannot be used to describe the situation.

You " Dog are green salad"
Freind " Tinems, Bro"

by Tinems December 5, 2012

Tiemersma

Tall Fresian people who are generally awsome.

That guy is such a Tiemersma

by williambbutlicker October 3, 2009

tice ol' nitties

Nice titties. Similar to pig latin. An off shoot of tig ol' bitties. Firm and perky, nice areola (little to no brail) to nipple to breast ratio, good coloration. More than a handful is generally smiled upon.

Can also be abbreviated to "tice ol' nits"

Damn, boy! You see dat Scar Jo? She got dem TICE ol' nitties...

by jdizzle8921 and Jshweeze March 31, 2009

is it can be tiem for teh

Useful phrase for when presenting or proposing a plan of action. Also, it sounds more bad ass than "is it time for..."

Is it can be tiem for teh drinkypoos?

Of course gravy, I only wish it could be all the time.

by TheGravyOne October 8, 2008

TICE

A shrimp like creature that lives in cunts (dirty vigina)

I ate your mom's TICE last night

by Mike Hunt the GREAT February 2, 2007

Tice

1.A gift from God 2.the top peak of someone's well being 3. Another name for a badass Dragon slayer

1. We received this Tice and many other blessings in life 2. I'm so Tice today I could wrestle sharks. 3. Ye better get thy Tice to slay thy majestic fire breathing beast

by Tice Rippy February 15, 2015

horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.

I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

by Purgator July 2, 2016