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Chorizo Thundercrack

The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."

Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011
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Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"
Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'
by Yoda August 11, 2004
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Thundercunt

Adaption of the Derogatory term 'Cunt.' Used in situations where Cunt is not harsh enough.
Meant to cause extreme offense and a great way of releasing frustration and anger orally.

Abbreviation of the term Thundering Cunt.

Verb: Thundercunting.
Stop picking your ass you thundercunt.
Look at him thundercunting around there with no pants on as if he owns the place. He is a major Thundercunt.
by Podge93 September 2, 2013
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Thundercunt

The movement of a ball smashing the back of the net with high speed and power
Jesus tommy did you see the thundercunt Larry scored Sunday
by Jehovahevan May 18, 2018
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ThunderCunt

An Object Which Has Been Kicked/Hit/Moved With Very High Pace And Sheer Power
'Kyle has a penalty'
'As he approaches the ball Sam Whispers in his ear "ThunderCunt"

Kyle ran up to the ball, He Shouted

"ThunderCunt"

He smashed it top right corner,
"The Keeper had no chance of saving that ThunderCunt" Screamed the commentator.
by Thundercunterous June 1, 2016
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cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.
The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.
by Arsian August 4, 2006
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Alaska Thunderfuck

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again
-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??
by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021
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