Thumping

An advanced version of pounding. A form of highly aggressive, slow-paced sex where you must thrust as hard as you can while pulling her towards you in one motion. You MUST only thump her ONCE EVERY 3 SECONDS! If this is done quicker, she will be in an extreme amount of pain and will be unable to walk. Thumping is usually performed after having sex at your peak level of speed

Well, last night was incredible. I was THUMPING her!! I THUMPED her so hard, she calls me Thumper now!

by Dr. Choonie PhD December 4, 2010

Bible-Thumping

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

by Young Trubz September 6, 2005

thumpin

to play your 12" or bigger at peak volume so that your eardrums are about to explode,to make sure that everyone around you can hear you even from a block away especially those chicken heads.

wayne was thumpin his music so loud that amy(chicken head) came over and then wanted his cock

by Mike.N October 25, 2006

thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

Trumpian

Doing or saying the one thing that will cause the worst possible outcome in any given situation.

It’s Trumpian economics to cut taxes on billionaires while increasing spending, when there is a deficit in the trillions of dollars.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

thumpin' the tubs

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.

"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"

by bongoman November 7, 2007

thumpinpyromirrornosis

This is an occurrence of when one is smoking a cigarette in the middle of the night and flicks the remaining butt out the window and then the said smoker immediately looks in the rear view mirror to find the pyro of the cigarette in the mirror thumping down the road.

Dissecting the word:

Thumping = Is the act of the cigarette skipping down the road.
Pyro = Represents the fire that is still seen in the dark night as the wind from the car brings it to a bright glow.

Mirror = Is a main component in the act of witnessing this magical moment.

Nosis = Adds a nice touch to the end of the word and sounds similar to “notice it” so.. Close enough right!?

Creator: Uncle Shaun S. Sorenson

Disclaimer: Smoke responsibly and refrain from littering and prevent forrest fires. DO NOT flick cigarettes out your car windows!

I thumpinpyromirrornosis my cigarette down the road.

by Irieisjebebeioeevwvg July 2, 2019