thumb dragon

Another word for a hand held lighter

“Hey bro, ive got the weed, pass me the thumb dragon”

by Msouma11 November 22, 2019

Thumbnail

The cover photo for a YouTube video. Usually to get your attention or show what the video is about.

Put boobs in the thumbnail to get more views dude!

by TheRedBeanie__ July 20, 2016

Thumbs up if you're watching this in...

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Slip of the thumbs

When sending a text message and the recipient of the message was not the intended recipient. Alternatively, when you try to reply to one person, and another message comes in just as you're about to reply, and you end up replying to the wrong person. This issue can have detrimental effects.

Girl to married guy: "Hey, what are you up to?"
(Guy is getting ready to reply, when he's distracted for two seconds, during which time, the following message hits his phone."
Wife to her husband: "I made it to Dallas."
(Now husband, thinking he's replying to his girlfriend says)
Husband to his wife (slip of the thumbs): "Nothing, my wife is out of town if you want to sleep over tonight."
Wife to husband: "WTF!?!?!"

by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007

Kentucky thumb

Inserting your thumb into a wound to stop or slow the bleeding.

She ran out of tampons so I gave her the Kentucky Thumb.

by KW76 May 20, 2021

Thumber

A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.

Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

New Rule of Thumb

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows women to be savagely beaten by males for speaking up.

by anonymous April 7, 2023