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Little bit touched

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head
Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he
by J-Banger July 29, 2009
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touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"
by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007
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Touché

French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.

Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.
by Teh Samhain February 19, 2010
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Big Thoschei Energy

"Big Thoschei energy" - When your best friend constantly tries to kill you but is still kinda hot and you are totally in love/denial.
My best friend Koschei tried to murder me today and take over the universe, I'm kinda into him and have rings with our names, I hate him. We have Big Thoschei Energy.
by Missy Saxon January 16, 2020
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screen toucher

a person that when talking about something on the computer screen continually touches the screen and smudges it up.
"dude stop touching my screen, you are such a screen toucher"
by anthony perritano October 22, 2008
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dink toucher

A casual reference to someone that you don't hate, but think is a really huge loser. There is no reason for thinking he is a loser, he just is.

Generally, dink touchers are super nice guys with lots of friends. However, when you meet them, you just think: "man, this guy is a huge dink toucher."

When you are hanging around with dink touchers, you generally pretend to be friends with them. But when you get home, you complain to your wife/girlfriend about how much they suck and that you don't want to hang around with them any more. Then your wife/girlfriend gets mad at you and asks you to explain why that guy was a dink toucher. You don't have an explanation and lose the argument. Then you end up hanging around with the guy over and over again.
Last night I was hanging out with my wife's work friends. There was this one guy, Steve, and he was a super-huge dink toucher.

How so?

I don't know. He just was.
by Pollup December 25, 2007
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Toucheyes

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.
by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014
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