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the pile of shit has a thousand eyes

from Stephen Kings short story "The Body"
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"

stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.

exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
by crazo May 21, 2008
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shit of a thousand horses

you would use this saying when something is really bad. Like bad bad or smells bad.
Example one: Girl: I was going to go out with my friend tonight, but she canceled.
Girl 2: Isnt that just shit of a thousand horses. Example two: Guy: Oh my god did you smell that guys cologne!!!! Guy 2: Yes it smelt like shit from a thousand horses!!!
by Paula Genosick June 20, 2008
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a thousand shades of awesome

That car is a thousand shades of awesome
by Adriano April 24, 2005
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Thousandaire

A person with a net worth between $1,000.00 and $999,999.99

- Wealthy thousandnaires are considered upper-middle class to upper-class.

- Moderately wealthy thousandnaires are considered middle-class to upper-middle class.

- Modest thousandnaires are considered lower-class to lower-middle-class.
1. The couple is well on their way to one million dollars, but as of now they are just thousandnaires.

2. He/She has a big house, nice car, and thousands in the bank.

3. Well off thousandaires may invest some money in the stock market to help their funds grow.
by TheLightDreamer December 6, 2011
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thousand foot krutch

Thousand Foot Krutch is a Christian Rock band from Canada. Formed in high school, the current members include Trevor McNevan, Steve Augustine and Joel Bruyere.
Thousand Foot Krutch rocks face. I love their new CD!
by your mom's anarchy March 31, 2008
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Thousandaire

n: one whose wealth is estimated at a thousand or thousands (as of dollars) - thousandaireably adv. - thousandaireable adj.
For such things I suppose my wealth could buy should I try? Actually, I believe the more money I make the better my standards are in places of which I can afford. For the surety I know my game will be what I am at the time, a thousandaire.
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Thousandsome

Sex with 999 people at once. Often considered the greatest possible orgy of our time
Aight, let's have a thousandsome I'm kinda bored
by Aircraft_Overviewer January 3, 2021
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