twinkle twinkle little star

What you tell your cute nieces or cute little kids to make them crack up.

"Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. Doodap doopdoopdiddyap.."

Kids: "hahahahahahaha"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Tinkle Matter

Tinkle Matter is the dried yellow residue found on and around a toilet.

Maybe it is time to call in a maid... have you noticed the tinkle matter in your bathroom? nasty.

by Corky McCord July 22, 2009

Tinkleton

When you flush the toilet just before you pee and try and race it.

I just took a Tinkleton. I lost though. Turns out i drank too much!

by McJohn November 26, 2009

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 6, 2011

Twinkled

(Verb) When a girl is really into you and makes you believe she wants to date for roughly the first month together... then, without anything bad happening, she randomly changes her mind and decides to ghost you.

- Hey John, did are you still seeing that girl from Boston?
- No man, she totally twinkled me

by Chim&Jom December 6, 2020

TinkleTosser

Another word for penis

im touching my TinkleTosser.

by HEIWAok January 10, 2022

tinkle taco

Vagina

"Hey Claire, go fuck yourself right in your tinkle taco! I hate this fucking job!"

by 🍸 December 1, 2015