An epic channel on YouTube watched by all smart gamers. The main and most popular series is Game Theory, run by MatPat, this show blows your mind. The next show is Game Exchange, run by Gaijin Goomba, this show is about all the culture in video games. Other shows include: Digressing & Side-questing, Culture Sock and Crossover.
The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
The channels followers are known 'Loyal Theorists' and as of the 25th of May 2014, there are 2,099,300 of us.
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Hey bro, you play Modern Warfare?'
Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'
The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'
Game Theorist: (eye roll) 'No, the heroes commit war crimes and the only reason it sells is because there are so many COD games that it was easy to get sales past the innovators and early-adopters part of the selling hill.'
Dumb COD Gamer: 'Wuh?'
The Game Theorists: 'BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!'
by EzTheGameTheorist May 25, 2014
Another way of saying dumbass, this guy loves to think that just a post made by some conman is somehow the truth behind the "Super secret government establishment".
John Connor: HAVE YOU HEARD THE TRUTH BEHIND THE COVID VACCINE? IT ALTERS OUR DNA!
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
Sensible person:That is typical Conspiracy theorist bullshit. DNA is not the same as RNA you fucking retard.
by Imposter Gaming 3.0 February 1, 2021
A person who believes conspiracies, such as Ke$ha predicting the Sandy Hook shooting, the staged moon landing, etc. This person is often mentally unstable.
by mahbutttt February 26, 2013
#1: "Obama's dog is kinda cute."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
#2: "Obama's dog is behind 9/11... I saw a video on it."
#1: "That sounds impossible."
#2: "NO! YOU'RE JUST CLOSED MINDED!"
#1: "You're a conspiracy theorist, aren't you?"
#2: "PFHT! THAT'S THE GOVERNMENTS WORDS TO MAKE US SOUND CRAZY! WE'RE LOGICAL AND OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! SHUT UP! YOU'RE SO EMOTIONAL!"
#1: "...Kay."
by BobJonesMackleMoore December 6, 2013
A person who proposes or believes in conspiracy theories. It is a term that can describe someone who has found the "absolute truth" through their "Research" of verified documentaries, informative books or videos found at the bottom of the Internet. Anyone who does not agree with a conspiracy theorist are either part of the people who are trying to cover up this so called "Conspiracy" or too stupid to see it. Conspiracy theorists will try and get you to "open your eyes" or "Wake up", but unfortunately some people are apparently too scared to "Research" and find out the truth and "Destroy their happy perception of the world"
A conspiracy theorist is characterised by the belief that:
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
"9/11 was used as a way of extreme profit, and to cover up the vanishing of the 2.1 trillion dollars from the pentagon."
"There is a pedophile ring that Hollywood and many other elites have ties to, a fraction of it was exposed by the Epstein case, but it's likely they killed him right before he exposed the rest of it"
"The Covid19 pandemic is being used to increase control by enforcing rules that are seemingly used to combat a disease, yet the disease has not been isolated and thus has not been proven to exist"
"The COVID vaccine is being used to isolate the non-compliers from the rest of society, those who don't take it will lose many of their rights because they are disgusting, selfish tinfoil hat wearing idiots that don't care about my nan."
"The world is ruled by Alien shapeshifting lizards, duh"
And many more.
by Offline01 April 11, 2021
1. A Conspiracy Theorist is an individual who strongly believes there is greater purpose behind everything and those around them who don't follow their narrative are "sheep", "brainwashed" or "gullible". Conspiracy Theorists generally use anecdotal evidence such as an event that happened in the past could be part of the upcoming event thay they believe is upon us. Even if the theory has been debunked, they will still continue following the false narrative because they generally want to believe what they want to be true and hear what they want to hear.
2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
2. Or the new 2020 definition of "conspiracy theorist" can be used as a strawman or ad hominen against someone having a different opinion on how the covid pandemic should be handled, when in reality it is possible to he against the lockdown restrictions, but not be and anti masker, anti vaxxer or believing in tin foil hat theories.
Example 1:
Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)
Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.
Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).
Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
Person 1: Bill Gates predicted a pandemic five years ago, so I believe that this is all a pandemic and he is going to fund for a vaccine which will have a microchip and everyone will be under his control for the New World Order (NWO)
Person 2: You sound like a crazy Conspirscy Theorist, you go keep that tin foil hat on of yours while I listen to science.
Person 1:Shut up you brainwashed sheep, you do know sage scientists are funded by the government and have to lie for them so they don't go against their wishes.
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't think lockdown is an effective strategy to use for the battle against Coronavirus (Covid 19).
Person 2: You stupid tin foil hat wearing conspiracy theorist!!
by Rotten Turkey December 20, 2020
A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
by C17H21NO October 7, 2013