Theoretics

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When using theoretics, this doesn’t make sense
by CrucibleChronicles October 01, 2019
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theoretical baller

A footballer who is better in theory, compared to how they perform in reality
I don't want Pedro Neto at Arsenal, he's such a theoretical baller!
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Theoretical

Hym "My contribution to AI can be both theoretical and material (like the theory of gravity) and that doesn't require everything I've done to be both theoretical and material. That one is and the other one is not."
by Hym Iam February 05, 2025
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Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.
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theoretical probability

theoretical probability of you getting pussy tonight is 0/10
wagwan the theoretical probability of your bbm pin of being good pussy is 10/10
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theoretical virgin

Someone who has been asked or was going to have sex for their first time but one way or another didn't. Also refer to cock-blocked.
1. Me and Amy were gonna have sex for the first time, at her party but then the cops came and ruined my chance.

2. George: So did you finally get laid?

Frank: No, her parents walked in as we were about to

George: Damn that sucks.

Frank: Yeah, I'm stuck being a theoretical virgin.
by 1unluckyguy September 20, 2009
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Theoretical Billionaire

Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "
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