Dip To The Wood 

Gangster slang meaning to go home.

"Son, I'ma dip to my wood now."

"Yo, why you gotta dip to the wood so soon?"

Dip To The Wood by WoodDipper September 30, 2008

should have polished the wood 

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

should have polished the wood by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007

The Wood 

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

The Wood by TR lova September 22, 2004

petting the woodchuck 

a woman pleasuring herself

susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire

petting the woodchuck by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003

Staining the wood 

Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.

Man I was staining the wood with that chick last night...

Staining the wood by opiuyt April 27, 2011

That put the wood in your pecker 

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

That put the wood in your pecker by MMcGowan September 20, 2012

slap the wood 

Slapping an erect penis against pussy.

Man, I could hear him slap the wood from the other room!

slap the wood by Brzaukee March 21, 2015