Checking the Weather

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

by mabiak2 July 2, 2016

under the weather

1. ill

2. alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I am feeling under the weather today.

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

depends on the weather

depends on the weather could mean yes or no. Most likely yes, most likely no. Honestly it just depends on the weather.

Her: wanna come over?
Him: depends on the weather

by Badmarketing May 20, 2018

talk about the weather

A technique used to get an individual of the opposite sex involved in conversation to later get them to have sex with you.

Paul walked to the drunk girl by the wall and started to talk about the weather

by Ima Midget March 20, 2008

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010

change the weather

Make it rain (with money)

I pull up and change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017