Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
by Guy F. March 28, 2022
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Hallway Traffic Jam

When in a hallway, often in High School or Junior High, when at the end of the day or on the way to lunch when there is a tight jam in the hallway as everyone attempts to get to their locker, the cafeteria, etc.
"Dude! During the Hallway Traffic Jam today after the bell rang I think I felt some girl's boob!"
by ConnorDS97 January 11, 2012
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foot-traffic jam

The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.
Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.
by Leisel Golden January 26, 2009
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Portuguese Traffic Jam

Having sex in a sub-compact automobile on a hot summer day without an A/C with an older woman who looks stunning from the backside and hideously old from the front.
After the Indian cook was finished making a seafood dish, the kitchen smelled funkier than a Portuguese traffic jam.
by Nick Godsmanj March 24, 2008
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unidentified traffic jam

When you're driving on the expressway and all of a sudden you come to a screetching halt because of traffic congestion that appears to come out of nowhere (no accident, no bottlenecking, no construction). So you then cruise at about 5 mph for a short while wondering what the hell the deal is. Then all of a sudden, the road clears up and you find yourself cruising back again at a normal speed.
I was drivin' on the Parkway goin' 75 mph then found myself slammin' on the brakes because of some friggin' unidentified traffic jam. A minute later the roadway cleared as if nothing happened.
by Bx Boy April 06, 2006
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Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle
Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.
by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021
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Indian traffic jam

When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.
"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!
by delfuego November 05, 2013
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