Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

by Diddle Jack October 03, 2016

pencil sharpener

(v)When a penis gets so torn up from the teeth of a female during oral sex to the point that its pointy

My dick is now totally mangled after that crazy vampire woman gave me the old pencil sharpener.

by Jack Quinn October 17, 2005

Dick sharpener

another name for the female's vagina

jon loves his new dick sharpener

by Duh'nae November 17, 2007

Sharpening The Blade

The process of hitting on a girl you'd like to fuck, but can't because you have a girlfriend. This technique allows you to stay sharp when said relationship is terminated.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I saw you going to lunch with that girl from accounting. You gonna smash that?

Guy 2: Nah, just Sharpening The Blade cause I won't cheat on my girlfriend.

Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: I know.

by Tasty Gooch May 07, 2015

sharpened pencil

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.

by cmoorepuss April 20, 2004

Sharpening the Pencil

When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.

Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!

by BreeTiful1211 January 31, 2011

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018