The Cult of Shamwow

A religous cult Created in 2008 By Black Steve. Its religous Teachings consist of worshiping Vince Offer, shamwow spokeman, an greeting people with the phrase "Sham-Heil" and saluting by making a fist over your heart and then a Counter-clockwise scrubbing motion in the air(Bily Mays Cultist Use a Thumbs up Salute similar to this one). They are based in Chula Vista California. All members hate Bily Mays.

Billy Mays: "The Cult of Shamwow" is to Strong for us.

by Billy Mayson March 10, 2009

The Walk of Shame

walking home still wearing your clothes from the night before the morning after staying over at a guy/girl's house that you met at bar or party. Alcohol is usually involved in your decision to go home with them.

she took The Walk of Shame, still wearing her dress and heels, at 6am.

by G-spot February 24, 2004

the need to shampoo

The need to wash your hair post performance of fellatio on a male sexual organ, resulting in semen being administered unexpectedly in one's hair.

I sucked him so hard, and so fast, I felt the need to shampoo.

by LingusExpress October 26, 2017

The Pin of Shame

When someone needs the attention they didn't get as a kid, comments something stupid on a video. Gets pinned on the video, and mocked to death.

Person 1: Bitchass your video stinks like absolute shit stop uploading just go commit suicide you clown🤡

Person 2: Pinned

Person 8057: The Pin of Shame

by fjrricbmwwk February 8, 2022

the mark o' shame

when you get a tatoo on your asshole and then have anal sex afterwards.

amy couldn't walk the day after she performed the mark o' shame.

by surlymcbastard April 5, 2009

The Poop Of Shame

A term for the shit a bottom takes after anal sex.

After Jordan filled my ass with cum, I waddled to the toilet for the poop of shame.

by Local Twink January 1, 2023

The Cult of ShamWow

A recently founded Cult based in California but rapidly gainaing ground elsewhere, the mission of the Cult is to spread the Word of Vince and enlighten the world to the Shamwow, the only shammy that works wet or dry

Vince Offer: You know the Germans allways make good stuff

The Cult of ShamWow members: Sham-Heil!

by Prophet of Vince June 4, 2009