Thems the rules 

The rules are made by thems and not by us fellows who have to follow them. There is no say in thems the rules so you just have to live with it. Thems the rules are mandatory and have to be followed no mater what. Although thems the rules may not be what you want thems the rules to be you must be follow thems. Always remember thems the rules are not made by our peers but by thems.

Sorry but thems the rules and that's final. Thems the rules have to be followed sorry.

Thems the rules by Indians Slayer July 30, 2020

You know the rules and so do I 

S A Y G O O D B Y E *gun shot*

You know the rules and so do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OK SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

You know the rules and so do I by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

Screw the Rules, I Have Money! 

Seto Kaiba's catchphrase from yu gi oh the abridged series created by LittleKuriboh. First used when he lost a children's card game to yu gi.

Usage: to shun authority or to tease by flaunting one's wealth.
can be adapted to fit the situation.

ex. 1
Yu gi: Did you just summon a lot of monsters all at once.
Kaiba: Yeah, so?
Yu gi: You can't do that, it's against the rules.
Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I Have Money!
ex. 2
Person 1: leeroy, you dumb ass, you just fucked up our plan.
Leeroy: Screw the Plan, I Have Chicken!

Screw the Rules, I Have Money! by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009

The rule of 8 

The rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male porn star.

THE RULE OF 8
You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)

You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood...so around there)

You must be at least 8 inches....that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it's too small, you can't see it on camera)

The rule of 8 by dragonsniper22 February 21, 2011

The Rupert 

When a man ejaculates onto a Pigeon

Oh man, my flatmate walked in on me doing The Rupert

The Rupert by Rupert420 December 4, 2020

The Rule of Urban Dictionary 

Every definition in Urban Dictionary always gets at least one thumbs down, in fact someone well thumbs down this definition

Person 1...Don't Bring Me the Horizon said every definition gets a thumbs down, so I gave him a thumbs down
Person 2...Thats the Rule of Urban Dictionary

The Rule of Urban Dictionary by Don't Bring Me the Horizon November 22, 2011

the rule of two 

A sith law making it so that there can never be more than two active sith at one time, one master, and one pupil. The rule was set in place by Darth Bane after he killed all the other sith.(Darth bane also started the tradition of prefixing sith names with "darth")

Darth Sideous only ever had one deciple at a time, first Darth Maul, then Darth Tyranus, then Darth Vader. Although he surounded himself with other Dark Jedi, there were only ever two Sith at one time, in accordance with the Rule Of Two.

the rule of two by SlackerApathy September 8, 2005