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The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 16, 2004
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The fucking professor

The guy on TikTok who says fucking a lot in a sentence because it still make sense.
The fucking professor just loves saying words like fuck and fucking a lot doesn’t he.
by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
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the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.
But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?
by bitchuck September 30, 2023
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profane the sacrum

Verb: to penetrate anally. "Sacrum" is the hip bone. "Sacrum" also means "holy." Hence, to "profane the sacrum" is to render something holy unholy.
The priest rendered profane the sacrum of the little altar boy. Afghans and Arabs, in their full Islamic glory, are known to profane the sacrums of little boys they abduct.
by Iblisatan July 22, 2007
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Profit of the foxes

Used in a situation to describe contemtment for a person or event.

Also used for exaggeration to place the wool of rousing on the eyes of a person
''Brian and Lenny wrote a shit report'' ''They obviously didn't get the profit of the foxes today''
by Griffon Jones May 17, 2013
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the world's oldest profession

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.
by Mamdfm May 12, 2015
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