pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 09, 2005

Pretzel

A kinky sex position generally involving four or more people.

"Wow, that pretzel was amazing"

"Yeah, I had a pretzel with your mother last night"

by Prof. Yensaix April 01, 2009

Pretzeling

When you and your partner (male or female) cross your legs behind your head and engage in sex

Yo me and my girl were pretzeling last night, shit was awesome.

by lildick123_4 November 01, 2015

Pretzel

1) Anti-George-Bush snack, Bush killer

2)The best salty food in the world

1) The Islams bombed the White House and Pentagon with hundreds of pretzels in hope that Bush would choke again.

2) OH MY GOD! BUSH DIED CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!!!!!HOORAY!!!!

by redbeam October 27, 2009

Pretzel

A sexual/masturbation position in which a woman reaches down and thrusts both fists into her two key pelvic orifices, crossing her arms in a manner not visually dissimilar to that of a baked savoury snack; or pretzel, if you will.

Anya couldn't walk properly because she had spent the whole night doing it pretzel style.

by JedwardWalbriston March 23, 2012

Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

by Sisski August 04, 2019

Pretzelable

The female art of being able to bend into the shape of a Pretzel in order to be pole-axed and as such being 'Pretzelable.'

Leanne is so Pretzelable i was able to pile drive her to tears last night!

by DipYourWick February 20, 2017