Palmer

A fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

In Final Fantasy VII, Palmer is a fat guy who gets ran over by a truck.

by Durango January 29, 2007

Palmer

An assistant principal at Abington senior high school.He doesn’t know what to do with his life except to come down the hallway and tells u to go to iss (
in school suspension or to the lunch. Then he calls u up to his fucking office about the dumbest things.

Oh my fucking god! Y is Palmer come down the hallway again.

by Itsbell August 25, 2018

Palmerize

verb; the act of randomly posting the name of Daniel Palmerin on your friends facebook statuse updates. ♥

Dude we just Palmerized Daisy!!!!

by Palmerizer 3 October 15, 2011

Palmer

Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.

James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.

You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.

by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

palmer

another word for anabolic steroids. underground word for human growth hormone.
synonyms: roids, juice, stuff, sauce, slop

joe: you are looking hella ripped bro
sam: thanks
joe: have you been working out a lot?
sam: not really, but palmer builds muscles a lot faster

by His Litle Frend April 29, 2009

palmer

Someone given to masturbating using the palm of their hand, usually a male. Otherwise known as a wanker.

He's a total "palmer".

by Lanaland May 13, 2013

Palmerize

The act of being extremely sexually gratified by a member of the Palmer family to the extent of becoming mentally incapacitated.

1. She was Palmerized so good, she didn't mind his side chicks.
2. She was so Palmerized, she was wiling to take a beat down.
3. Palmerization had her arguing all over TOTT.

by Mrs. Chocolate TOTTer October 26, 2011