Skip to main content

Bulging the onion bag

Share definition
Common parlance among tabloid sports journalists for scoring a goal in football. Unwittingly, they are also referencing an obscure gay sex act whereby one participant stretches the other's scrotum taut across his mouth and pokes his tongue between the balls.
Rooney's having a great season, bulging the onion bag 16 times already!
by EinZweiDie January 2, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Bulging the onion bag mug.
To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.
I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.
by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011
Flag
mugGet the scrub the onion mug.
Asia's Pearl of the Orient is the Philippines.
The Pearl of the Orient holds the best looking folk in the Orient. Want proof Google this PHILIPPINES: THE PEARL OF THE ORIENT
by Starbuck Drinker January 4, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Pearl of the Orient mug.

Kieararaa the Onion

Share definition
A high pitched alien chihuahua sounding turtle speed running giraffe looking self who doesn’t comprehend the algorithm of a toothpick and instead uses it to fight hamster midgets in the middle of a grocery store while singing let it go on the top of its toungue. No one knows whether to call it a boy or a witch, but either way will shove gummy bears up it’s ass in front of you for only 1 dollar an hour. a really extraordinary thing. They are very rare so don’t forget to snap a picture of it trying to lick its butthole and use the hashtag “omgthisthingmightbedeadlorwhateverthepenisinhermouth” and get a coupon for little ceasers. Be careful though, they could be deadly. You might think they look to stupid to be dangerous but that eye roll will get you. Be careful out there folks.
Oh no I spoted a Kieararaa the Onion. Better snap it and leave.
by Godsballsareinmyhands October 5, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Kieararaa the Onion mug.

The Orient

Share definition
A place white people haven't conquered yet, but are trying to really hard.
"China is no longer The Orient, South America is."
by Niles0000000 November 19, 2013
Flag
mugGet the The Orient mug.
America's "Finest" News Source
Minotaur Wondering If There More To Life Than Bashing In Heads Of Those Who Dare Wander Into Labyrinth
By The Onion
Flag
mugGet the The Onion mug.

Eating the onion

Share definition
Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.
ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion
by Final Fox March 10, 2020
Flag
mugGet the Eating the onion mug.