A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?
He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
by Redrokkit December 9, 2021
Get the Denver Omeletmug. by TheRugratsKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiD February 25, 2010
Get the Make an omelet!mug. When a man uses egg yolkes as lubrication to butt fuck another man. Then flips him around to suck of the residue as breakfast.
by Raunchy Doctor June 27, 2016
Get the alaskan omeletmug. by Catherinethegreat March 31, 2009
Get the denver omeletmug. When a male wraps his penis in cheddar cheese and he inserts it into a females asshole that has a picture of a cow drawn on it. Also known as a Wisconsin Grilled Cheese.
by Mastermancreep12 April 20, 2016
Get the wisconsin omeletmug. An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.
Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.
by P-vento May 13, 2011
Get the Scrambled Omeletmug. When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!
Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.
by The Reclaimed Chef November 5, 2019
Get the Inadvertent Omeletmug.