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Slapping the monkey

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
by Shamingo June 18, 2011
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tele-spankin' the monkey

Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.
You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.
by Three Beers April 10, 2009
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Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.
I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.
by Johny Casino December 21, 2009
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spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place
i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels
by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008
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Slapping the monkey

It is a procedure that involves whacking ones genitals for pleasure and for escaping the boredom of routine life.
Viren Naidu believes in slapping the monkey after a hard days night before he retires for the day.
by Kunal Guha September 22, 2005
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smack the monkey

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!
by jo4n5 July 15, 2005
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