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shut the fuck up milk 

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.
Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
Shut the fuck up Milk.”

how long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store? 

about 18ish years

SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......

giving the cat some milk 

When a man pumps his cum into a girls pussy, it's called giving the cat some milk
For example:
Guy 1: Bro you need to prepare for december! Go watch that video where
Johnny Sins is giving the cat some milk

Guy 2: Ah thanks bro! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: no problem.

- Milk deliverer gang

shoot milk at the moon 

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.
Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"
"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."