Louie

A minute; A man who only lasts a minute in bed Also known as a two pump chump.

Hey Julie I heard you and luis got it on last night how was it.

Ehhh... Not so good, he only lasted a damn Louie.

by Golden arches January 8, 2011

Louie

Fake mexican who thinks he is a gangster or a gangbanger.

Louie Benavente is a louie because he is fake.

by Nurhessien October 4, 2006

louie

Person who pays people to hang around with them.

only a louie could get friends like that

by lil fly August 8, 2007

louie

a toilet, a "water closet", see "lou" or "loo"

Honey, this is a groovey movie, so this may sound kookie; but if I don't get to the louie, I'll let out a big poopie.

by jenesaisquoi September 3, 2006

louie

a guy who hangs out with people much, much, cooler than him.

qwerty louie

by dloofl July 17, 2009

Louie

The name of a boy who gets bullied at school and has a dad who decides to wear pink chinos in his midlife crisis and clean for the budget company Low Cost Cleanig

Omg louie your dads chinos are hot, a defo smash for me

by Mlgboi23879 May 3, 2019

Louie

Fake Gucci, Stolen Designer Clothing or accessories

That hizzos wearing louie.

by Anonymous October 8, 2003