landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

Landlord

A type of parasite that disguises itself as human in order to horde housing, which it then sells to poor people for more than it's worth in order to make a profit without doing any work. Being a "landlord" is not a real job, but rather an excuse to exploit others without calling it exploitation. Any "person" who willingly decides to become a landlord is objectively evil and must not be trusted.

I'm the primary breadwinner in my landlord's family.

by EgoistLenin April 29, 2024

Landlording

1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.

2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.

3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.

"Conrad was landlording his way through life"

by Dir's Wood January 6, 2023

Landlord's Crease

The hidden space in a rental property between the oven and the cabinets.

Rent was raised by $300.00 this year, so now I sweep all my scraps into the landlord's crease.

by Hiduken January 23, 2024

tip your landlord

(English, verb) - A sardonically sarcastic verb towards landlords - often times the well off individuals that own public housing such as apartment buildings and townhouses as financial and profit-accruing assets in places they do not reside in - and a verb indicating solitude and sometimes disgust towards their tenants that are being increasingly exploited by the housing market, through means of forcing them to pay more to stay in the areas they live in.

During the heated debate about rising rents in the city, Sarah couldn't help but retort using an egregiously sardonic comment, telling those to "tip your landlord", indicating that landlords often care more about their profits more than the well-being of their tenants, and that those who live under them should keep giving more to force them to suffer under their own irresponsible decision making.

by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary September 9, 2023

Data Landlord

A platform, company, or AI system that hoards the context, code, or creative output generated by users—effectively charging rent for access to their own digital brain. Commonly found in ecosystems where memory, agent knowledge, and historical workflows are trapped behind a paywall or subscription tier.

I trained that agent for months and now they want $49.99 just to access my prompts? Total data landlord move.

by the_hmm July 18, 2025