Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.
My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.
by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020
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Landlording

1. Making a career of owning multiple properties for passive income.

2. A genre of porn where someone receives sexual favors in lieu of rent.

3. Performing a sexual act in which you show you own that ass.
"Conrad was landlording his way through life"
by Dir's Wood January 07, 2023
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Landlord Special

I gave her the landlord special last night.
by xyr0ax December 17, 2024
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Landlord gaming

Landlord gaming is wonderful
by Landlord of May 19, 2022
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Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
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Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.
by Sskatz June 13, 2019
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Cherry Landlord

A person that has custody over popping someone’s cherry.
This does, however, have to be consensual, or else the person
has Absolutely No right of passage.
“I think I might get down on Kimber tonight.”
“Woah, dude. Clark is her Cherry Landlord, not cool.”
by I’m me, not me April 21, 2023
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