The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.
Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"
by ScissorMeXerxes December 11, 2010
When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 4, 2022
Yeah I heard he's going to the rodent fondler event downtown. Apparently Donald trump is hosting it.
by butterballz August 17, 2022
by theassman February 18, 2018
by Slap happy December 13, 2013
one who fondles with thebutthole
Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
Yve's is totally an butthole fondler, he fondeled with Jarich's anus all night long, causing a pink sock
They call me the butthole fondler
by Pinky in da stinky November 28, 2018
by RangerPickleDick666 May 26, 2021