The Dude

Contrary too what you might be leave the dude is not the big lebowskie. The Dude is that guy who stands outside of 7 11 to sell drugs to kids.

ex1: yo man call the dude were almost out of bud!
the dude: hello? what you need?
ex1: hey can i get a few dimes bro?
the dude: sure you know were too meet me right?
ex1: yup right in front of 7 11...

by John jacob winkle hiemer smit November 12, 2009

The Dude

That one guy who acts hard but in reality he’s, you guessed it, a little bitch. He’s the same guy who complains about physics in video games and probably can’t fight in real life ether.

The DUDE is a gay

by SirMightyLambo May 28, 2020

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Mica(the dude)

A person that posts arbitrary shit shitster nonsensical definitions on Urban Dictionary.

That Mica(the dude) is at it again
What a Mica(the dude)

by The Mica April 3, 2019

Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.

Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.

by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

Jude the Dude

A very hot attractive male who be lookin fine all da time.

Jude the Dude over there with all the ladies!

by WifeHaver69_ March 20, 2022

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020