The Desmond

Merciless dick given with the upmost violence and disrespect

When he emerged from the basement covered in menstrual discharge, I knew that he had just unleashed the Desmond

by The doc March 28, 2015

lance the destroyer

A person who does a mass amount of destruction or damage

Terrorists are lance the destroyers.
Man look at that white boy named kendall. Hes a lace the destroya nigggggaaa.

by FLYING NIGGERS September 29, 2009

ponchos in the desert

Amazing vocalistic geniusness, eardrum shattering spine tingling drums, and buck wild guitar riffs that will take your breathe away and tear your face off.

O my freaking goodness Ponchos in the Desert is playing at the concert tomorrow. They are SO GOOD!


I am not worthy for Ponchos in the Desert

by Jared (guitarist of ponchos in the desert) February 4, 2008

ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}

when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice

by douglas epley January 14, 2007

you fit the description

Phrase that police use to justify arresting any African American in any situation.

I stopped you because you fit the description of a suspect who robbed a liquor store.

by D3uteron June 5, 2009

Hydrating the desk

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

by Phil228 July 6, 2015

Shane the Destroyer

The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.

omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

or

what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you

by Farman June 9, 2018